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FIRST TIME MAMA WITH A MOUTH

Flying blindly with a potty mouth!

I got tired of seeing the "sunshine and rainbow" posts about motherhood and decided to bear it all in my own blog after finding the inspiration from my favorite podcast "Why Mommy Drinks"! So welcome to my Shit Show! This is NOT an advice free zone, in fact I'm constantly looking for advice. But it IS a respectful zone, so be courteous (even if you disagree). And if you dislike cursing and bluntness and brutal honesty, then this is probably not your fucking tribe, so hit the damn road! ;) Thank you for taking the time to read my nonsense. I hope you enjoy it!

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Remember your why - originally posted 4/6/2021

Got some cardio into today. And I had to psyche myself into doing it, because I did NOT want to! I was perfectly content to sit like a...

My new favorite lunch - originally posted 5/27/2020

So I stole this idea from one of those places where you can buy pre-made, healthy meals to re-heat for the busy people of the world who...

Beach Ball Mom Hack - originally posted 5/27/2020

How much fun can one kid have with a $1 beach ball???!!! He has been playing with it on and off all day! It even had to come into the tub...

SnapChat Mom Hack

MOM HACK - This is what you do when your kid wakes up before the crack of dawn. You entertain him with “silly pictures” (AKA Snapchat) so...

Back on Track - for the umpeenth time!

Trying to get back in the swing of early morning workouts, because I will eventually have to go back to work (although I’m going to try...

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